What I Meant to Say Wednesday

Oh!  Its mah favorite day of the week!!!!

Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

You should do this too!!!!!  its ohsomuchfun!!!!!!!!

Go see Chief and getcha a button and join in!!!!!!!

(good grief, those !!!!!!!!!!! are annoying as shit.  lmao)

 

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to the cashier at fashion bug that told me the 2 pairs of shoes that i bought, that are exactly the same style just different colors, are not the same price because they are different colors?

i said, "oh, um, well ok then"

what i meant to say was:

thats the stupidest fucking thing ive ever heard.  seriously a THIRTEEN dollar price difference because one pair is black and the other is brown???????  your pricing people suck.

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to my non-regular sandwich artist at subway, i didnt say anything other than my order to you....

what i meant to say.....

you suck.  gimme back my girl.  she makes my sammich the bestest. 

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Ok, thats all i got fer now.........

Ill be back tomorrow....  Miss Desert Rose gave me an award & I gotsta get on that!!!!!!!!

till then my lovelies, go see Chief!!!!!

What I Meant to Say Wednesday - Round 2!

Go see Chief!

do it NOW!

Join in this awesomeness

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When I said thats cool about your upteenmillion boxes of cookies sold because you asked me how many we had sold, i lied.

what i meant to say?

REALLY???????  ITS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU?????  Well hooray for you and your cookie selling abilities.  Im so thrilled and proud of you.

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When I said I'm sorry that I sent my kid that had unbeknownst to me been exposed to the flu to preschool and then you end up sick 6 days later BLAMING ME, I meant it, but I really wanted to add:

Lifes a bitch.  When you have kids that are around other kids, it fucking happens.  Get over it.  Or go live in a bubble.  It sucks, I know.  I FUCKING LIVED IT too.  WTF?  Am I supposed to keep my kid home everytime i think she *MIGHT* get sick???????  Uh, yea, single parent here.... have to fucking work sometime.  kthanksbye.

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Ok, so maybe I'm a little testy today????  These two things just rubbed me way wrong today. 

Yikes. 

Anyway, Go see Chief.  For Realz. 

What I Meant to Say Wednesday

I'm totally joining in on Chief's ( over at (Hiding from the Kids) ) Wednesday Meme....

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WEDNESDAY

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What I said:  No, co-worker, the company does NOT pay for your new cell phone when you drop it in the snow and subsequently ruin it.

What I meant to say:  No, moron, we dont finance your dumbass mistakes.  Im sorry you are a klutz, but I cannot fix that.

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What I said:  Ok, no more talking, its ni-night time.

What I meant to say:  Please, dear God in heaven, PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEASE make this child go to sleep before i stick a fucking fork in my eye.  I need some MOMMY TIME.  STAT.

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What I said:  Oh, ok, you put up all 4 rod holders?  I thought maybe you were just going to put the new one up exactly like the old one was?

What I meant to say:  Would it fucking kill you to listen to me???????  I TOLD YOU I wanted it just like the last one.  Now I have to redo it myself because the goddamn curtains dont hang where they are supposed to.  Told you.  Im not as goddamn stupid and inept as you think I am.  Just because I'm female does not make me stupid.  Especially when we are talking about MY FUCKING HOUSE jagoff......  if you want to fuck up a house, GO HOME and fuck up your own.  kthanksbye.

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Happy Humpday Bitches  :))