JOIN SUPAH IN ONE OF THE MOST FUN MEMES EVAH!!!!!
Thats it!!!!!!!!
go see SUPAH!!!!!
do the same thing!!!!!!
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
take a long walk...
off a short fuckin pier.
thats what i want to tell him.
one of my BFF's for the last 20 years wants to go to Vegas for her 30th in April. she's invited me and Mr. Man to join her & her hubby & two other couples.
I SOOOOOOOOOOOO WANT TO GO.
hes kind of being a dick about it though.
see, he goes to vegas every year with his brother & another friend. theyve gone like every year for like 18 years or some shit.
i, however, NEVER go ANYwhere. ANYWHERE.
ive been asking him to take me to vegas, just for a couple of days, for monnnnnnnnnths.
i asked him again the other day. he, instead, tells me if i have X amount of dollars, he will cash in his frequent flyer miles and send my kids & i to disney. JUST my kids and me. NOT HIM.
WTF asshat????
now, i tell him that i want us to go to vegas with my girl & the crew for the bday celebration.
he got suuuuuuuuuuuper pissy with me about it.
"see, ive been to vegas once or twice" he says "and when you go with groups like that, it just sucks"
im all.........um, we dont have to be with the GROUP the whole fucking time. we can go and DO things. you know TOGETHER?????
and hes like, we'll talk about it.
fuck talk. book the tickets & the fucking room.
am i wrong if i go without him? yes, ill be the only one stag. but, WTF? i cannot sit here forever waiting for him to want to fucking do something that I want to do.... right??!?!?!?!?
help me out here.....
if you were in my position, would you go without him?
Thursday, January 21, 2010
what makes me happy?!?!?!?!?!
and i, personally, think its pretty bad ass :)
so i guess now i have to decide what makes me happy.
and you know what??? this is no small feat at all.
im not really a negative person, but i can bitch with the best of em.
anyhoosits.... lets see what i can come up with
1. my kids when they are healthy and happy and NOT fighting.
2. STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. my blog friends. i heart you.
4. my brand spankin new laptop that i FINALLY treated myself to.
5. summer
6. sun
7. vacation days
8. my IRL bff
9. greys & private practice
10. my family
well, that wasnt really as hard as i thought. lol.
i could actually go on and on and on and on and on and on... and you get the fricken picture.
lmao.
NOW, i have to tag 10 of you.
dont be mean, i dont care if you like awards or not, but i like YOU so just take it and like it.
and lemme tell ya something, this part... narrowing it down to 10? yea, not so fuckin easy.
hugs & love to you all.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
What I Meant to Say Wednesday
Oh! Its mah favorite day of the week!!!!
Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
You should do this too!!!!! its ohsomuchfun!!!!!!!!
Go see Chief and getcha a button and join in!!!!!!!
(good grief, those !!!!!!!!!!! are annoying as shit. lmao)
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to the cashier at fashion bug that told me the 2 pairs of shoes that i bought, that are exactly the same style just different colors, are not the same price because they are different colors?
i said, "oh, um, well ok then"
what i meant to say was:
thats the stupidest fucking thing ive ever heard. seriously a THIRTEEN dollar price difference because one pair is black and the other is brown??????? your pricing people suck.
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to my non-regular sandwich artist at subway, i didnt say anything other than my order to you....
what i meant to say.....
you suck. gimme back my girl. she makes my sammich the bestest.
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Ok, thats all i got fer now.........
till then my lovelies, go see Chief!!!!!
Friday, January 15, 2010
raising awareness....
can you guys do me a favor today?
and then help in anyway you can?
thanks.
i love ya for it.
get the word out. it may save some lives.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
What I Meant to Say Wednesday - Round 2!
Go see Chief!
do it NOW!
Join in this awesomeness
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When I said thats cool about your upteenmillion boxes of cookies sold because you asked me how many we had sold, i lied.
what i meant to say?
REALLY??????? ITS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU????? Well hooray for you and your cookie selling abilities. Im so thrilled and proud of you.
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When I said I'm sorry that I sent my kid that had unbeknownst to me been exposed to the flu to preschool and then you end up sick 6 days later BLAMING ME, I meant it, but I really wanted to add:
Lifes a bitch. When you have kids that are around other kids, it fucking happens. Get over it. Or go live in a bubble. It sucks, I know. I FUCKING LIVED IT too. WTF? Am I supposed to keep my kid home everytime i think she *MIGHT* get sick??????? Uh, yea, single parent here.... have to fucking work sometime. kthanksbye.
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Ok, so maybe I'm a little testy today???? These two things just rubbed me way wrong today.
Yikes.
Anyway, Go see Chief. For Realz.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
POST-IT NOTE TUESDAY: F the Flu edition
Supah runs this awesome Post-It Note Tuesdays and I wanted to join the fun
and on with the shoooooooowwwww
Friday, January 8, 2010
my first ever.... FRIDAY FRUSTRATIONS
i have been bogged down with homework and a sick kid and just life in general so, i went looking for something easy-peasy to do tonight... and i found this.....
FRIDAY FRUSTRATIONS
hoo-ray. i get to vent..
check it out here:
alrighty, lets do this.......... bwahahahaa
1. Stupid ass professors. Seriously, the class i just finished a few weeks ago had the stupidest fucking professor on the fucking planet. im sorry, its a graduate level class, do NOT act like we are fucking dumb. do not mark shit off and then expect us to not question it. WTF? ive been doing this shit longer than this mother fucker has been teaching and its just bullshit that he thinks he knows better. and he doesnt even know how to fucking explain something when a question is asked. if he cant compare it to the answers in his teachers guide, well then, hes just screwed, and as the student, so are you. so, heres to you piece of shit instructor.... get a new fucking job!
2. greedy ass ungrateful coworkers. in my last post i mentioned a coworker that wanted the company to pay for the phone that he broke. he is just one tiny little example of the people that work there. it appalls me that people want everything for nothing. what. the. fuck. i mean, the owner is super generous, but come ON. we should all be thanking our lucky ass stars that we all still have jobs and that our paychecks dont bounce. times are hard. the fact that he hasnt laid anyone off or made any other cuts, that should be enough. so hey, you cheap ass mother fuckers.... go spend the $30 damn dollars and fix your damn phone. its bad enough that me, who makes like half (or less than half) what you make gets to approve or deny your expenses. that one??? FAIL fucker.
oh, i could go on, but ill save some for next friday :)
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!! ENJOY THE WEEKEND!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
What I Meant to Say Wednesday
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WEDNESDAY
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What I said: No, co-worker, the company does NOT pay for your new cell phone when you drop it in the snow and subsequently ruin it.
What I meant to say: No, moron, we dont finance your dumbass mistakes. Im sorry you are a klutz, but I cannot fix that.
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What I said: Ok, no more talking, its ni-night time.
What I meant to say: Please, dear God in heaven, PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEASE make this child go to sleep before i stick a fucking fork in my eye. I need some MOMMY TIME. STAT.
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What I said: Oh, ok, you put up all 4 rod holders? I thought maybe you were just going to put the new one up exactly like the old one was?
What I meant to say: Would it fucking kill you to listen to me??????? I TOLD YOU I wanted it just like the last one. Now I have to redo it myself because the goddamn curtains dont hang where they are supposed to. Told you. Im not as goddamn stupid and inept as you think I am. Just because I'm female does not make me stupid. Especially when we are talking about MY FUCKING HOUSE jagoff...... if you want to fuck up a house, GO HOME and fuck up your own. kthanksbye.
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Happy Humpday Bitches :))
Friday, January 1, 2010
2009 Year in Review.... from Aunt Becky
Got this from Aunt Becky....
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
I graduated with my MBA in Accounting in April.
I became an aunt for real in June.
I remodeled a bathroom.
I began redecorating a living room.
2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don’t do resolutions. I suck like that. ;)
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Oh my word, yes. My sister in law, my BFF since 6th grade, and several other friends! Another BFF is due in several weeks, and countless other friends are due within like first quarter 2010.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes. Mr. Man’s Grandmother. Someday soon I may write a post about that.
5. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
The willpower to lose this weight and not be such a lardass.
6. What countries did you visit?
Just this one. And the lil make believe land in my head.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why:
I got nothing. The year was a fricken blur.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Academically, graduating with my MBA. Personally, I stopped obsessing about marriage. And decided Fuck It. I don’t need it. I am perfectly capable of raising my daughters alone, and strong enough to make them understand that the way I live, is not necessarily whats best. And that I choose to live this way because it is always, always, always better than getting abused by some fucking man.
9. What was your biggest failure?
I yell too much.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Oddly enough, no.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Hmmmmmmmm…….. Probably the billion books I bought this year. Now, 2010 is gonna be a different story… I have a list of shit I’m GONNA get.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My own. See above MBA graduation.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Mr. Man. My 4 year old and her temper.
14. Where did most of your money go?
House payment, car payment, etc etc etc
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The bathroom remodel being done. The living room being repainted (I’ve been waiting for 8 months)
16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
I’m not sure. This year does not have a theme song to me.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier. Apathy is a blessing
ii. thinner or fatter? Fatter.
iii. richer or poorer? Richer.
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Relaxing with my babies.
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Yelling. Rushing.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Spent it with the family of course.
21. There was no #21. I don’t know why there was no 21.
I’ll (aunt becky) make up my own question here, then. Hmmm.
Name one random thing that people would be surprised to know about you.
My life is an open book. I got nothing. I have 3 tattoos. How bout that????
22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
Nope.
23. How many one-night stands?
Zero.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Greys. Biggest Loser. Anything I found the time to actually WATCH.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Hmmmmm, no.
26. What was the best book you read?
I cant pick just one. I read probably 200 books this year. I love books.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
That I suck at Guitar Hero????
28. What did you want and get?
My MBA
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
New Moon. Yea, I am one of those. Team Edward. **drool**
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned fucking 30. YUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. And ON my birthday? I went to my parents house. My mom made dinner. Then I went home. And sat on my ass. Lol. The night before my bday I went to the bar with my 2 PREGNANT BFF’s. yes, pregnant. My life is fucking amazing. HA.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
More time with my kids. Less time working my freaking ass off.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Whether or not I could squeeze my expanding ass into it.
34. What kept you sane?
The web. For sure.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
None really.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
I stay the HELL out of politics.
37. Whom did you miss?
The ME that isn’t so effing busy. The ME from 2 years ago that weighed 50lbs less. The ME that could relax.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
I cant think of anyone I actually *met* this year. The newest people that make me smile? All the hundreds of people in my google reader
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
When someone tells you that you can’t do something, the very best thing to do is to prove them gleefully wrong. (sorry, aunt becky, I have GOT to agree here. Hands fucking down.)
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
So,
So what I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin more fun
And now that were done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
-Pink, So What.
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
I graduated with my MBA in Accounting in April.
I became an aunt for real in June.
I remodeled a bathroom.
I began redecorating a living room.
2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don’t do resolutions. I suck like that. ;)
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Oh my word, yes. My sister in law, my BFF since 6th grade, and several other friends! Another BFF is due in several weeks, and countless other friends are due within like first quarter 2010.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes. Mr. Man’s Grandmother. Someday soon I may write a post about that.
5. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
The willpower to lose this weight and not be such a lardass.
6. What countries did you visit?
Just this one. And the lil make believe land in my head.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why:
I got nothing. The year was a fricken blur.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Academically, graduating with my MBA. Personally, I stopped obsessing about marriage. And decided Fuck It. I don’t need it. I am perfectly capable of raising my daughters alone, and strong enough to make them understand that the way I live, is not necessarily whats best. And that I choose to live this way because it is always, always, always better than getting abused by some fucking man.
9. What was your biggest failure?
I yell too much.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Oddly enough, no.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Hmmmmmmmm…….. Probably the billion books I bought this year. Now, 2010 is gonna be a different story… I have a list of shit I’m GONNA get.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My own. See above MBA graduation.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Mr. Man. My 4 year old and her temper.
14. Where did most of your money go?
House payment, car payment, etc etc etc
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
The bathroom remodel being done. The living room being repainted (I’ve been waiting for 8 months)
16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
I’m not sure. This year does not have a theme song to me.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier. Apathy is a blessing
ii. thinner or fatter? Fatter.
iii. richer or poorer? Richer.
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Relaxing with my babies.
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Yelling. Rushing.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Spent it with the family of course.
21. There was no #21. I don’t know why there was no 21.
I’ll (aunt becky) make up my own question here, then. Hmmm.
Name one random thing that people would be surprised to know about you.
My life is an open book. I got nothing. I have 3 tattoos. How bout that????
22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
Nope.
23. How many one-night stands?
Zero.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Greys. Biggest Loser. Anything I found the time to actually WATCH.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Hmmmmm, no.
26. What was the best book you read?
I cant pick just one. I read probably 200 books this year. I love books.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
That I suck at Guitar Hero????
28. What did you want and get?
My MBA
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
New Moon. Yea, I am one of those. Team Edward. **drool**
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned fucking 30. YUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. And ON my birthday? I went to my parents house. My mom made dinner. Then I went home. And sat on my ass. Lol. The night before my bday I went to the bar with my 2 PREGNANT BFF’s. yes, pregnant. My life is fucking amazing. HA.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
More time with my kids. Less time working my freaking ass off.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Whether or not I could squeeze my expanding ass into it.
34. What kept you sane?
The web. For sure.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
None really.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
I stay the HELL out of politics.
37. Whom did you miss?
The ME that isn’t so effing busy. The ME from 2 years ago that weighed 50lbs less. The ME that could relax.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
I cant think of anyone I actually *met* this year. The newest people that make me smile? All the hundreds of people in my google reader
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
When someone tells you that you can’t do something, the very best thing to do is to prove them gleefully wrong. (sorry, aunt becky, I have GOT to agree here. Hands fucking down.)
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
So,
So what I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what
I'm havin more fun
And now that were done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
-Pink, So What.
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