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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

What I Meant to Say Wednesday

I'm totally joining in on Chief's ( over at (Hiding from the Kids) ) Wednesday Meme....



What I said:  No, co-worker, the company does NOT pay for your new cell phone when you drop it in the snow and subsequently ruin it.

What I meant to say:  No, moron, we dont finance your dumbass mistakes.  Im sorry you are a klutz, but I cannot fix that.


What I said:  Ok, no more talking, its ni-night time.

What I meant to say:  Please, dear God in heaven, PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEASE make this child go to sleep before i stick a fucking fork in my eye.  I need some MOMMY TIME.  STAT.


What I said:  Oh, ok, you put up all 4 rod holders?  I thought maybe you were just going to put the new one up exactly like the old one was?

What I meant to say:  Would it fucking kill you to listen to me???????  I TOLD YOU I wanted it just like the last one.  Now I have to redo it myself because the goddamn curtains dont hang where they are supposed to.  Told you.  Im not as goddamn stupid and inept as you think I am.  Just because I'm female does not make me stupid.  Especially when we are talking about MY FUCKING HOUSE jagoff......  if you want to fuck up a house, GO HOME and fuck up your own.  kthanksbye.



Happy Humpday Bitches  :))


The Princess of Sarcasm said...

OMG...I had that same curtain rod issue!!!

Anonymous said...

Those are too funny!

singedwingangel said...

love them found you at chief's and now I am following you..

Chief said...

You are a shoe in for this! Thanks so much for playing and also helping me lose my ass widget!

CrazyAssMomma said...

Princess --- Too funny. Men are DUMB.
Heather --- Thanks 
Angel --- thanks for the follow! I will find & follow you right back ….
Chief --- Thank you. This seriously is like THE BEST meme ever. I always say one thing when really I want to say something else. Awesomeness.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Men have this hard of hearing issue and instant forgetfulness when we talk to them... I don't understand it either!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

Oh - I can relate to the bedtime prayers... And this week, everyone is sick so it's twice as bad!

CrazyAssMomma said...

shelle -- i know right??? i wish i had that kind of selective hearing power.

kate -- oh, tell me about it. my little one got the flu last night and for the last 12 hours all ive done is pray for sleep and clean up puke. im goin on 30 sleepless hours so far. awesome.

Kmama said...

OMG hilarious!! So you have idiots where you work too? Bwahahahaha.

kys said...

I have the curtain rod issue at my house, too. And he won't let me attempt any type of home repairs myself. Yet he is too "busy" to put a new roll of tp in his bathroom.

CrazyAssMomma said...

kmama -- oh, honey, i could probably dedicate an entire blog to my idiot coworkers. :)

kys -- glad to know im not the only one.... but, damn are they frustrating.